(Source: drunkonstephen)
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
10880-malibu-point-california:
hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
they are the order
I’d like a piece of that ass
no one should ever let us outside
(Source: hungarian)
Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons
(Source: owls-only)
(Source: cartoonpolitics)
when your crush sees your message and doesnt reply
There’s something about hearing a loon at 5am when the sun is coming up and you’re just getting out of your tent…
“hey ur latina right??? omg do ur ppl like tacos xD”
